iguanamouth:

I KEEP THINKING ABOUT DINOSAUR BONES LIKE SOME OF THEM ARE SO F——— BIG YOU KNOW PEOPLE USED TO DIG THOSE UP AND THINK THEY WERE FROM DRAGONS THE LARGEST SKULL EVER FOUND WAS OVER 8 DAMN FEET LONG FROM A TOROSAURUS THATS F——— INSANE IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS I LOV E DINOSAURS LETS GO BURN DOWN THE POST OFFICE

Damn, I lost two followers?

You guys are no fun.

Uh oh. What’d you do?

Posted on May 18, 2013 via στερέωμα with 1 note

on a math test:

2+2

me:

use calculator just in case

((Fun fact:

I have dyscalculia, so this is me doing dosages at work. Except I also repeat every calcuation at least twice, just to be sure. Numbers are tricky little bastards!))

Tagged: pardon the language math learning disabilities dyscalculia

Posted on May 18, 2013 via choking on a lifesaver with 325,216 notes

Source: coltonhyn

In the pew in front of us there were two or three children who were trying to follow the service in a simple picture-book missal. [Tolkien] seemed to be more interested in them than in events at the altar. He lent over and helped them. When we came out of the church we found he was not with us. I went back and found him kneeling in front of the Lady Altar with the young children and their mother, talking happily and I think telling stories about Our Lady. I knew the mother and found out later that the children were enthralled. This again was typical; he loved children and had the gift of getting on well with them. ‘Mummy, can we always go to church with that nice man?’ The story also illustrates one of the most important things about him, his great devotion to Our Lady. He wrote me years later a letter in which he stated that he attributed anything that was good or beautiful in his writing to the influence of Our Lady, ‘the greatest influence in my life’. He meant it. An obvious example is the character of Galadriel.

George Sayer, Tolkien: A Celebration, “Recollections of J.R.R. Tolkien” (via stoneofthehapless)

(via stereoma)

Tagged: Catholic Christian Tolkien J.R.R. Tolkien Lord of the Rings children church Virgin Mary love

Posted on May 18, 2013 via the stone of the hapless with 69 notes

Source: stoneofthehapless

I want.

(via travelbydog)

Tagged: canoe dog husky beautiful camping boating

Posted on May 17, 2013 via Stone time with 46,967 notes

Source: zver908

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Tagged: writing

Posted on May 17, 2013 via a beautiful, little fool with 27,622 notes

Source: loki-cat

Guy:

What do girls do at sleepovers?

Me:

Pass the Bechdel test.

Tagged: feminism Bechdel test lol

Posted on May 17, 2013 via Roll Initiative with 13,571 notes

Source: attackofopportunity

this-is-clarity:

So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.

Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.”

Legolas is Moon Moon