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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.
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If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽
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Posted on April 15, 2024 via with 23,673 notes
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Scary creatures being kind is my favorite thing
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Posted on April 15, 2024 via get ready for a lot of orange with 2,278 notes
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Christians of Tumblr, what combination of elements does your church typically use when celebrating communion?
We use unleavened bread (hosts, wafers, matzah, etc.) and wine.
We use unleavened bread (hosts, wafers, matzah, etc.) and grape juice.
We use leavened bread and wine.
We use leavened bread and grape juice.
We use all-in-one communion cups.
Other.
Not Christian, just want to see the results.
Given how Catholic this website is, I’m pretty sure I know how the answers are going to work out, but I am interested nonetheless.
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The thing that bothers me about the “Gospel of Jesus’ Wife” blatant forgery (other than, you know, all of it) are all the people who saw the headline in 2012, went “Yahahaha! I knew it! The Church has been lying to us all along!” incorporated that into their belief system, did not understand the context if it had been authentic (e.g., a 2nd or 3rd century post-gospels text), and certainly never read the later scholarship debunking it. I still meet people who think it’s real.
Anyway. No, there is no textual evidence from any century that Jesus was married. Confirmation bias is a bitch.
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[Video description: Video about English words that have unclear meanings to Japanese people. It’s framed as a conversation between two people.
Person 1: “So in English you’d call a person from Japan "Japanese,” right?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: So, in English a person from Sweden is “Swedenese?”
Person 2: Mm, no, in English a person from Sweden is “Swedish.”
Person 1: Ah! So, in English a person from Canada is “Canadish?”
Person 2: No, in English a person from Canada is “Canadian.”
Person 1: Ahh! So, in English a person from New Zealand is “New Zealandian?”
Person 2: No, in English a person from New Zealand is a “New Zealander.”
Person 1: Ah, so then in English a person from Thailand is a “Thailander”?
Person 2: No, in English a person from Thailand is “Thai.”
Person 1: Ah, so in English a person from Holland, or the Netherlands, is “Nether?”
Person 2: Mm, no, in English a person from the Netherlands is “Dutch.”
The two then repeat the word “Dutch. Dutch? Dutch.” at each other, the first person incredulously, the second person shrugging and otherwise using body language to affirm the absurdity of the situation. At the end, Person 1 is making direct eye contact with the camera as he says again “Dutch??” End description.](via morallydiseased)
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As my parents, nephews, and I have finally all piled in the car and are heading out for a day at the science museum
Mom: Hon, Heather wants to go buy some Sheetz first.
Mark: *exasperated* …What kind of sheets do you want to buy??
Me: *taken aback by his tone* Just a bagel and coffee …
Mark: Oh! I thought you meant shopping for bed sheets or something. Before going to the museum.
Me: *sarcastic* Well, you know me, I love shopping so much! Way more than some boring old museum!
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ALT“I’ve never retrieved another Sec-Unit before. There is no protocol for this.” - Network Effect by Martha Wells
i decided to draw a more action-y murderbot scene!
Posted on April 15, 2024 via with 332 notes
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